" I told you I was sick. "

Erma Bombeck, on her tombstone US author & humorist (1927 – 1996)

" Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead. "

Erma Bombeck US author & humorist (1927 – 1996)

" Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. "

Erma Bombeck US author & humorist (1927 – 1996)

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