" Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought—particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things. "

Woody Allen US movie actor, comedian, & director (1935 – )

" How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans. "

Woody Allen US movie actor, comedian, & director (1935 – )

" Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence so why bother shaving? "

Woody Allen, Without Feathers US movie actor, comedian, & director (1935 – )

" Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. "

Woody Allen US movie actor, comedian, & director (1935 – )

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